We would be the last to deny that you, Dear Nepal, are the greatest seducer. Seduction rests on many things, size being one of them. There you go.
However, and we would like to let it transpire in the most sublime way possible not least because we have subscribed to chivalric values. You see, Nepal, when you ask a woman if she wants to step into the sheets with you and she says no, chances are she may not feel like. You could of course ask a second time after having thrown a couple whiskeys back. If it is still in the negative, you really might want to book Real Doll instead.
We have been reading this rather questionable offer “Visit Lumbini Year 2012″ here, yet we are not quite sure whether you have adequately listened to your customers. Should we say you did not get the refrain of those that stayed away in your “Visit Nepal 2011″? After all, a year that has barely ended a month ago. Still you feel the need to pester potential tourists with an offer they should rather say NO to. You are not Don Corleone.
Lumbini …. oooohhh, it rhymes with boredom in sweltering humidity. Lumbini …., yes, you are located on Nepali soil, and no, you were not located on that soil when a certain young man chose to be born here … in the form of a white elephant, because with the same logic the American Indians could claim to have founded APPLE.
Why don’t you just relax a little, Nepal, take it easy, let the cultural impressions of your recent visitors sink in and grant them time to slowly absorb civilization again? You see, Nepal, hospitality is a wonderful trait and to be offered in measures, lest people do not get the impression you were merely eying their wallet.
