Thousands of wailing women beg Obama to reconsider

his decision to withdraw beloved ambassador DeLisi from Nepal. Nepali women congregated at Pashupatinath intoning cries of mourning, some ripped their blouses off and showed their breasts, a typical sign of utter devotion of Hindu women.

Nepali women are known to have grown very fond of the semi-bald gentleman from Minnesota with his aura of white hair and an impeccably groomed beard. He was a father-like figure to them, cuddly, easy-going and sometimes fond of a clear word or two.

However, the White House is yet to name the new US ambassador to Nepal. Rumors are that Mr. Saint Orum might be selected, should his bid for the presidency go down the drain. Nepal would be the right place then, god forgive the pun.

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