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Girija, we hardly knew ya

Either that wallpaper goes, or I do. Oscar Wilde It took us by surprise since we had already booked some pole dancers and had loaded up on some fine Chasse-Spleen when news reached us that Girijababu had called it quits. … Continue reading

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Koirala moves his hairy ass towards socialism.

Contrary to the widely held sycophantic notion that age translates into wisdom Girija Prasad Koirala, these days clearly as much sought after as a MS Zune, wants to pimp his party towards socialism. He apparently has read a book about … Continue reading

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Nepalis outraged about Koirala at SAARC

The 157th SAARC summit in Colombo has just started and there is already a tsunami coming from Nepal roaring towards Sri Lanka, or better towards Koirala. The reason? Look at the photo and you will understand why Nepalis at home … Continue reading

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Giri Koirala getting ready to leave for Colombo

His defibrillator has been checked, a colonoscopy conducted and he was declared fit as a fiddle to travel to Colombo, capital of Colombia. Who? The antediluvian Mr. Koirala. Koirala with his personal advisor  at the doctors where he was waiting to get his … Continue reading

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Koirala going to Colombo. Already looking forward to meet Alvaro Uribe

Prime Minister Girichachacha Prasass Koirala now going to Colombo to attend the SAARC meeting. The SAARC being an organization of utter irrelevance. He was long left hanging in the ropes but now all is set. Mr. Koirala: “I am already … Continue reading

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Howdy, it’s me, Girija, your arbiter elegantiarum

“I think I see something there for me. Most definitively it, eh, looks like a P and M position for me. Yep. – Oh, who is that on my right? Door ho jao meri nazron se.” Maoist Chairman warns of nationwide … Continue reading

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Shortest Road to Link Kathmandu, Hetauda

Long in planing, short in decision-making (you don’t say) the HyperExpressPahadiMadeshSixLaneWay (HEXPAMASLAW) is supposedly to be built shortly. It is a highway of nation-building and it seems the design of the hitherto unknown construction/design company SexLane Brothers has won the … Continue reading

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