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Ain’t no complaining about 750 million $ in four hours and a kick in the balls of India

“Ni Hao and where can I drop off the 750 million dollars before I leave your wretched country for Qatar? And BTW, thanks for containing all those mischievous elements.” It was a whirlwind visit by the Chinese Premier which was … Continue reading

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Towel daddy Manmohan Singh peeved: Obama did not call. Nepal comes to rescue.

It’s a tough world out there when you have to realize you may be some regional power BUT on the world stage you just don’t cut it, yet China does. Shubidoo, baby. No matter how many satellites you keep shooting … Continue reading

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Sexy Kali – India fumes

When it comes to religious tolerance Hindus don’t exactly spring to mind. They can get irritaded easily. That may have to do with the fact that a country with some 1.2 billion people employing 1.5 million people, or zero point … Continue reading

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Final team selection for 2009 Sex Olympics

Barely 3 months after Beijing Nepal is already in the final stages of selecting a strong team to compete on an international scale in the 2009 Sex Olympics. We are trying to get the lowdown on the ‘Vulva Shakti Team … Continue reading

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India’s Jet Airways CEO sucks up to government

We admit, we are not impartial here. We are adamant supporters of Nepal’s DODO AIR, have each five frequent flyer cards, love the onboard service with exquisitely served al dente daal bhaat, tharkari, the nice dhiro side dish, all jizzed … Continue reading

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Need Nepali passport, will travel.

India, the IT powerhouse that employs a whopping 1.5 million people mostly in call center and some contract code writing out of a total population of more than 1 billion, is slow, as everybody knows, in job creation elsewhere. Think … Continue reading

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Scandalous: Indian PM Singh first visits China, not Nepal.

  Prime minister Manmohan Singh of India with his customary towel around his head.   An uproar and undivided contempt by the Nepali government has caused the decision by India’s PM Manmohan Singh to visit China in October. Finance minister Dr. … Continue reading

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