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Taking a leak

The congratulation ceremony for Prez Yadav took a little longer. Foreign diplomats queuing up to take a leak at Sital Niwas. There were animalistic screams heard in his forest retreat when former king Gyanendra saw these pictures on TV. It … Continue reading

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Raja Vishnumati

President and Veep off to a rocky start: “… newspapers supporting Maoist and other brands of communists criticized the president for visiting a Hindu shrine and thereby issuing the wrong message. The deputy president, Paramanand Jha, has been singled out for … Continue reading

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Mister & Missus President of Nepal

A gorgeous couple: Newly appointed President Mr. Ram Baran Yadhav (right) and Vice President Mrs. Parmananda Jha (left). You may kiss the bride now. En chanté.

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Howdy, my name is Yadav, or is it Vaday? I am your Prez.

You are kidding, Nepal, right.

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How it all went wrong the first day as Prez.

MOBBED: President Yadav being obviously fully intoxicated with Red EPO and drugged to the rim. CA members sense terrible things to come, already dressed in black. Very inauspicious. Unable to walk newly-elected president Yadav is put in a sedan and … Continue reading

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Mr. Prez, I am going to kick you in the nuts now.

Prachanda: “Ok, congrats, you won. I going to kick your nuts now.”

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We’re celebrating: Meet the Prez

taittinger nebuchadnezzar a monumental nebuchadnezzar of taittinger (equivalent to twenty standard bottles). taittinger’s hallmark is the high percentage of chardonnay in the blend. overall, the style is one of elegance, delicacy and finesse.packaged in a wooden box with sliding lid, … Continue reading

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