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Prachanda’s new book released

It was gestating for a long time, the prose ripened with every day, gravitas lent to itself, insouciance transpiring and finally it convulsed with a trade-mark bang: HIS book was born. A tome of 47 5/8 pages of distilled thoughts … Continue reading

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Oh sardar dhai Manmohan, Botox works wonders.

Gosh, is the jungle frigtard tanned. Friggin’ the way he is hugging towel daddy, makes you wonder how he gropes a woman. ‘Sardarji, trust me this Botox stuff is working wonders and may I suggest the Epilady for your lavish … Continue reading

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Fed. Rep? Nah, me thinks we want a Peop. Rep.

Looks like we have to change and adapt: how long will we run under ‘Federal Democratic Republic Nepal’? Time for a Between the Sheets. PM for ‘people’s republic’ in Nepal Prime Minister Pushpa Kamal Dahal has said his party’s long term … Continue reading

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Nepal government’s 4 year agenda revealed: WTF

We are deeply grateful that PM Pushpa Dahal was willing to squeeze in an impromptu interview with our political editor Carl Brewster-Clive despite very hectic preparations for the upcoming Delhi visit. The interview is still in the editing stages as … Continue reading

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PM Dahal stresses on developing efficient men womanpower. What?

Actually the article is this: PM Dahal stresses on developing efficient women manpower Prime Minister Pushpa Kamal Dahal said Tuesday that one can gauge how civilized a country is by looking at where its women population stands in key indices … Continue reading

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PM Dahal rages:” Who will feed my fucking subjects?”

Just back from China PM Pushpa Dahal went into a tantrum: “Now who will feed my fucking subjects in the flood areas?!” This being bankrupt Nepal, here is the answer: WFP to Feed 50,000 Flood Victims in Sunsari   THT … Continue reading

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35,000 people displaced; PM Dahal enjoys Beijing!

“I salute all the tens of thousands of displaced and now will you please excuse me, I will enjoy Beijing. Your Dear Leader.” Meanwhile, Sunsari District Administration Office has informed that around 35,000 people have been ‘affected’ by the flood … Continue reading

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