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Ian Martin: “Mind if I blow a fart?”

Ian Martin: “I told the didi to chuck this Gundruk. Mind, if I relieve my intestinal pressure valve?” Ban Ki-Moon: “I was not expecting this kind of headwind here. Eh, when is my plane leaving?” Advertisements

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Ian Martin: “Might as well stick my thumbs …”

Ian Martin (UN smart ass for Nepal): “Might as well stick my thumbs into my ass and play a little bit swivel chair.” Is that the only tie he has?!

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Ian Martin over a couple cocktails at ROX: “Uh re, uh rumarkble, oh markable peace.”

Ian Martin, United Nations Secretary-General’s Special Representative in Nepal, just after he had barely sobered up after one of his regular bouts of insomnia coupled with booze square 3 at the ROX, his usual place du travail. He found somebody who … Continue reading

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